Friday, February 12, 2010

Durian Runtuh

I have a ten dollar note still under my stack of clothes in my cupboard. I just realized that I had put it there just to hide it from my brother and maid because my wallet wasn't with me at that time... Just shows how lazy I am at times. CNY reveals all!

Boy finds money under clothes while packing!

Happy Chinese New Year!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Courtroom battles have never been so intresting.

Mohd Saiful says Anwar is charismatic, but seriously, would you let your 'charismatic' boss sodomise you? Without putting up so much as a fight? Unless Anwar is so charismatic that Maohd Saiful turned gay, or he was gay.

Pussy!

But then again, tengok muka dia pun boleh agak ialah 'soft' punya.

But whaddaheck, it would be so much duller if it Mohd Homo did not pull the story out. The response has so far been sensational!

But then again, I feel kind of sorry for Mohd at the same time, him having to go through every detail of his alledged sodomization and his subsequent anal exam.Plus the charismatic part. I think that was uneccesary. He could have just said the Anwar was influential. That would have nearly the same meaning, minus the gayness, no?

Anyways, I just watched Universal Soldier and The Fantastic Mr. Fox. I bet you can easily guess which is the better one. Universal soldier, in short, is not a movie. It's a load of shit. Basically from the twentieth minute, its a string of mediocore action sequences stringed together. Not light as a butterfly, but brutal and heavy.

And that's about it. The movie ends with the lead UniSol jogging away for no apparent reason while the military comes to pick up the hostages he has saved. Then the credits. I was sitting in my seat thinking "What the fuck?".

Mr Fox, however was a good movie. Tounge in cheek, stop-motion-like animation and hyped up at times, that was 1 hour 20 minutes well spent. Its based on a book by roald dahl. Basiclly, at the barest, its about a fox who robs three rich farmers, gets into trouble with them, gets back at the, sees a siberian wolf somehow when he escapes and happy ever after. Pretty simple, eh?

Then again, everything is.